Thursday, September 2, 2010

Mr Mews Gets Attacked!

"Mews, why so down?  I do hate to see you so low."

"Oh, I'm just feeling a little bruised is all, nothing that won't fade Quigs."

"Do tell, do tell.  Let me guess.  You went online and entered the comment pages in some political venue. What did I tell you about those forums?  Leave the barbarian hordes for me to dive bomb and peck at."

"You know me so well, Quigley.  I'm afraid my gentlemanly demeanor, my keen observations and refined comments are not appreciated-indeed-if they are even heard.  I'd be better off running loose at the Westminster Dog Show than staying alive on those forums.  Good God man, where is my Jameson?  And turn up that Mozart would you?"


  1. Oh, no, never get involved in a political discussion with strangers. There are strange and hostile creatures on those forums. Better to stick to discussions with Quigley, we believe.

  2. oh dear, maybe all uf cat blogosphere cats can cheer you up!!!

  3. Stay OFF those forums, Mr. Mews -- I steer clear of them, myself. Enjoy your Mozart and read a good book :)

  4. Poor Mr. Mews! Stay far, far away from any political discussions.

    "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." ~Ernest Benn

  5. Mr. Mews, You know, Catly matters are far more Interesting AND Important than mere human stuff.

    Ignore it and it will Cease to Exist.

    Think about Dinner, instead.

  6. Who is this Ernest Benn, I quite like his words. I am a curious individual-it's a good thing I have nine lives.

  7. Mr. must do as Quigley is all in your best interests. Otherwise you will have a sour stomach. That would be quite distracting not to mention possibly embarrassing. As another commenter said, catly matters are also of the utmost importance. How about some Debussy to follow the Mozart? Perhaps a lap or two of warm milk?


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