Mews is awakened by a captivating scent wafting over from Horst's kitchen.
"Horst what on earth are you cooking? It's heaven sent!"
"Why Schmaltz, of course. Yes, instead of wasting this chicken fat, I cut it up, fry it and use the rendered fat to cook my special home fries. I also use it to saute vegetables and it's great for a roux."
"I've been using olive oil so long I've actually forgotten there is another way to cook! It's unhealthy, no, all that fat? Isn't Schmaltz a fancy way of saying lard?" Horst shakes his head and frowns.
"Like anything, moderation Mews. You want schmaltz? You should try schmaltz. Here's a good recipe: http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Schmaltz