"As your most trusted friend Mews, I assure you I know nothing of this plot to rid the building of Horst and the Basement Brothers we have yet to meet. Frankly, Mews, I'm a little offended that you might link me to this disgraceful behavior."
"I by no means aim to accuse you Quigley of actually writing such a note. I know you better than that. I am simply inquiring as you know the buzz around the Laurelhurst neighborhood, no?"
"Of course. I do get about and I do have my own suspicions Mews. It has come to my attention that Old Mrs Snodgrass has recovered from her illness and seems to be reinvigorated with a fresh dose of spite and ire!"
"Indeed," Mews says taking in a waft of late summer air. "Constance Snodgrass...I thought for sure this latest illness might have done that bitter old pill in! Now, let's take our minds of this wretched matter and watch a little Casablanca Quigs."