Sunday, September 12, 2010

Fake or Fiction?

"Oh dear," Mews says drearily.  "Controversy looms and threatens my presence on Facebook where a gentlecat is able to connect with other gentlecats.  My quiet Sunday is leading towards an agitated Monday.  You know what really chases my tail?  Facebook is calling me 'fake.'  Fake!  I assure you there is nothing fake about me.  I must say I'm appalled at such accusations.  A gentleman is inclined to get angry and accuse them of all manner of impropriety.
Apparently, Facebook claims that they want to maintain the integrity of their site by keeping people "real" but I suspect they have no use for gentlecats since they won't be crawling our data and using it for future marketing purposes.  Honestly, fake.  How dare they?  It's catscrimination at its ugliest!  I shall send for Quigley and have him bring over his finest port to calm my nerves."


  1. We assure you that you are quite real to US, Mr. Mews!

  2. Ignore the accusations! A real gentleman would do just that...

  3. uh oh, is ME and Miles fake too??? - Billy SweetFeets Norton Gingersnap

  4. I have never heard of such sass! How dare they?? (I would love to visit you on FB if I can find you.

  5. This sounds like discrimination against cats to us! (Plus haven't they ever heard of marketing to cats?!)

    Our mom doesn't like Facebook so we are not on there - we're kind of happy about that now.

    Purrs from Franklin, Dobby, and Tasha

  6. Yes, catscrimination for sure. Harrumph, I say. Oh, well, this Facebook is the least of my worries. I do thank you for all your support! I shall carry on like a gentleman warrior with my whiskers held high!


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