Monday, August 30, 2010

Mr Mews Reacts to America's Got Talent

Mr Mews and Quigley engaged in a rare occurence last week over a botttle of sherry and some delightful beluga caviar-they watched America's Got Talent. "Good God man.  What flash, what a gauche display in all manners of  exploitation.  And who are these so-called judges?  A bald man, a transexual, and a fop?"

"Indeed, Mr Mews, garish indeed.  A human freak show really.  I dare say if hell is anything like being a contestant on this abhorrent program I really must start going to confession a bit more frequently."

"I concur Quigley.  It's unimaginable, but I believe I'm actually at a loss for words.  If I were forced to watch this program on a continual loop for the course of a week I believe I might confess to any manner of abominations I did not commit." 
Posted by PortlandGardenGeek at 3:52 PM

12 comments:

  1. Admiral HestorbAugust 30, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    Oh you are a TREASURE! I am following YOU for certain!!!

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  2. Mr.MewsAugust 30, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    Oh, I'm most delighted. Welcome Admiral!

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  3. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq)August 30, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    We certainly agree with you about those so-called "talent shows"! And we feel the same about "reality shows".

    We listen to classical music, and we watch science and nature shows on TV (it is fun trying to catch the little animals there), Futurama, South Park, and Robot Chicken. Do you enjoy those?

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  4. Mr.MewsAugust 30, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    Oh, indeed I do indulge in the lighter side of things now and then. A gentleman is not always stiff and serious. One of my favorite guilty pleasures is "That Darn Katz" episode of Futurama when "we" take over the world. (Season 6 episode 8 to be exact). It always give a tickle and chuckle that one.

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  5. ChrissieAugust 30, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    Mr. Mews, I must say your review of that "talent" show was spot on! I believe most felines have a vast number neurons MORE than necessary to appreciate such slog. Do leave it for the subbies, eh?

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  6. Angel MoMo and CharlotteAugust 30, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    We don't watch these shows. Our television objected to it and blacked out. We haven't replaced it since.

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  7. A few Good CatsAugust 31, 2010 at 12:43 AM

    We can tell that you are indeed a cat of discrimination and taste. We like that in a cat!

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  8. Mr.MewsAugust 31, 2010 at 1:12 AM

    Indeed, my friends, indeed. I do have discriminating tastes as you do. And welcome! There is so much more to consider and to discuss. This is only the beginning...

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  9. KeaAugust 31, 2010 at 1:18 AM

    Mercifully, not only does our television object to these shows, our human does as well. And to most of the so-called popular programs, which none of us, feline or human, has ever seen.

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  10. DaisyAugust 31, 2010 at 3:27 AM

    It is clear that you have very refined taste!

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  11. AFSSAugust 31, 2010 at 3:47 AM

    We have given up on watching TV, as we agree about the reality shows (the people are idiots) and the NO TALENT SHOWS. We purrfur curling up with a good book to watching TV anyways.

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  12. PipAugust 31, 2010 at 5:27 AM

    We really likes your writings. We not has educashun like you, but we understands you purrfectly.
    My mommy sais you is a awesome read!

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