Wednesday, August 25, 2010

A New Problem Arises

"If it's not one thing, it's another," Mr Mews declares settling his haunches quietly with agitated albeit calm precision.  "It's come to my attention that canis lupis familiaris has taken up residence next door.  While I tolerate this intruder, this sloppy beast, this creature that sniffs bottoms with reckless abandon, that eats decayed matter-for instance-spoilt, discarded pepperoni off of soiled pavement and who has a decided taste for chasing felines such as myself, I shan't like it...this Grendal, this beast of beasts, I shan't like it.  Shan't like it a bit.  Familiaris indeed."  Disgusted, but always the gentleman, Mr Mews settles in for a long day filled with thought, patience and long suffering resolve.

2 comments:

  1. A good moto Mr Mews, Live and Let Live. You are too good to stoop to the level of a dog.

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  2. Live and let live, yes, it's a good motto. Is it realistic, however?

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