Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Interview with a Socialist

"Ah, Mr Lenin, good of you to come by," Mr Mews said closing the door.  Jon Lenin stepped inside, nodded, and then waited for instructions.  "Please take a seat.  I'll have the coffee ready in just a moment," Mews said heading for the kitchen.

"No bother.  I don't drink coffee," Lenin said with a gruff stern voice.

"Tea then."

"I don't drink tea either.  Both coffee and tea plantations contribute to the deforestation of the native ecosystems of their given region.  I wish also to avoid contributing to the exploitation of the indigenous populations by multinational corporations and their stockholders."

"I see," Mews said looking through his cupboards.  Well, how about a cup of hot water and lemon?"

"I'll take nothing thank you.  I'm currently on a breatharian diet.  Just a deep breath of pure air will suit me just fine-and it's a guilt free pleasure.  Now, please tell of your business with me Mr Mews.  I'm guessing this has something to do with Regis McBain?"
Posted by Mr.Mews at 4:58 PM

5 comments:

  1. Pepsi the Lazy BumFebruary 23, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    Mr. Lenin seems like a most uptight interviewee. Good luck, Mr. Mew!

    PeeS: I agree, I do need a portable restroom. Any recommendations?

    Woofs,
    Pepsi

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  2. MariodacatFebruary 23, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    And the plot thickens.

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  3. The WhiskerattiFebruary 24, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    Oh... he seems a very prickly sort. It's going to be a touchy interview, we think.

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  4. UnknownFebruary 24, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    Mr Lenin is not a friendly man. Me would wack him (with my claws out just a little).
    Nellie

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  5. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenFebruary 24, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    "Jon Lenin????" heheheh

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