Friday, February 18, 2011

Imelda Speaks

"Look Mews, I know why you've asked me here.  Regis is in trouble-ha, what's new?  I'm here to tell you I know nothing of his latest issues.  Regis has been nothing but trouble for me-he was married not to me but to his microphone-and when he wasn't working at the studio he was drinking and chasing waitresses at that dreadful bar near his work-The Hand Me Down.  But I want nothing to do with him anymore.  I can't stand that beast and I couldn't even stand to blackmail him."  Mews nodded his head and Quigley jotted down some notes.

"Does he still frequent this bar-The Hand Me Down?"
 
"Oh, I don't know, I'm sure he does.  A malignant narcissist such as Regis needs to get his daily dose of not just Jack and Coke but of ego-stroking.  Lord knows why, but Regis has a way of making people do back-flips for him.  If you and Mr Quigley here would like me to accompany you to the bar I'd be happy to do so," Imelda McBain said flashing Quigley a lipstick-smeared smile.

"Thank you but no, that won't be necessary," Quigley said hopping off of his chair.  We want to thank you for coming," Quigley said cutting off the conversation prematurely. 
Posted by Mr.Mews at 12:09 PM

13 comments:

  1. The WhiskerattiFebruary 18, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    She IS a scary woman, isn't she? Are you really going to that bar? It sounds... unsavory.

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  2. Admiral HestorbFebruary 18, 2011 at 1:36 PM

    Be careful...very very careful. Watch every step and well, just be careful.

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  3. tomcatFebruary 18, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    Just a thought Mews, but I am wondering; does McBain "carry"?

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  4. The Daily Pip February 19, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    Hi Mr. Mews,

    I just read about you over on Pet Blogs United. I am cat-loving dog who also loves a good caper. I think we will get along very well!

    Your pal, Pip

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  5. Katnip LoungeFebruary 19, 2011 at 7:26 AM

    Mews, we have been speechless with excitement...but today we're back to say: don't go to the bar! It might be a trap.

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  6. CatsparellaFebruary 19, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    Hi Mews..I just found you through Pet Blogs United, and just wanted to stop by to say meow!

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  7. Brandon - The dog with a blogFebruary 19, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    Hi Mr. Mews!
    We came over from PBU, and are now following!

    Feel free to stop by our blog,

    Rudy's Raiser

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  8. WyattFebruary 19, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Hi Mr. Mews,
    Stopping over from PBU. You are a very clever kitty. I was most impressed with your letter to Ms. Snodgras!

    Wyatt

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  9. UnknownFebruary 19, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    Dear Mr. Mews,
    Go! Go to the bar! Yous might get into trouble and that would be fun!
    Love Penelope

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  10. Pepsi the Lazy BumFebruary 19, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    Hi Mr. Mews,
    Read about you on PBU, thought I'd come say hi!

    Woofs,
    Pepsi

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  11. EleanorFebruary 19, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    Hi, I too have come through PBU. I'm having a read and really enjoying your blog. I love finding blogs that are a little bit different from the 'norm'.

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    Hello, Mr. Mews we just came over from Pet Blogs United. I like what I read and enjoyed reading your posts. Have a great weekend. Hugs and nose kisses

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  13. Mr.MewsFebruary 21, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    How exciting to have so many new readers! Welcome new friends, Quigley and I hope you can help me solve my latest case!

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