Friday, March 18, 2011

Fern Discusses her Love Life

"Regis and I met at a charity event last year-we chatted only briefly and then he called me several weeks later and asked me out on a date," Fern said.  "I told him no several times but he was very persistent.  I finally accepted thinking at least it would be interesting to see what Regis "McPain" was like in person.  Turns out he was very sweet, and nothing like his radio personality," Fern added.  "I'm afraid I don't have much to add that Regis hasn't already told you.  Except that we did run into Jon Lenin at the Sacred Cow Coffee shop the other day.  If glaring is a crime then I'd have to say that Jon would've gotten arrested.  He's none too happy that Regis and I are an item and he's been quite vocal about it in our circle of friends.  You see, Jon Lenin and I dated a few years ago.  But I'm sure he has nothing to do with this case Mews.  He's just bitter that I broke up with him-he was married to his work, a real martyr for the cause that one."  She paused briefly and then continued in a whisper.  "I have my suspicions about that guy Jimmy Scape, you know the blogger.  He's had it in for Regis from the start and he's got connections, you know, with bad news types."

"And how do you know that Ms Butterfield?" Quigley asked.  Fern blushed.

"Well, I kinda dated Jimmy Scape a while back too."

    

8 comments:

  1. Fern was quite pleasant and much more candid than I imagined her to be. If she smelled anything carnivorous in the air she was much too polite to mention it.

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  2. My word! Bring back Ms. Constance Snodgrass. A bit less complicated.

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  3. Constance is studying Italian in Tuscany. I hear she'll return this spring...

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  4. I love the character names you use...love reading this too. Hugs

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  5. Fern, you do get around....!

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  6. Fern sounds like a man killer! Watch out Mr. Mew!!!!

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  7. I'm not too concerned about the wiles of Fern. Besides, I wouldn't be caught dead eating tofurkey.

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