Wednesday, March 2, 2011
"I'm sure I know who's behind all this blackmailing crap," Scarlett White said as she dug around inside of her massive leather purse. "It's Jon Lenin-I'm sure of it-or one of his lefty minions. They've staged so many protests outside of KPX it's not even funny. There was another one just last week-about thirty unemployed wack-jobs with nothing better to do than protest the fact that McBain said that Senator Strawberry would be better off barefoot and pregnant than legislating for constituents. It was a joke-man, can't anyone take a freakin' joke any more? McBain's a sexist, McBain's a racist-it's all we hear Mews." Scarlett White pulled out a tube of lipstick and reapplied her Cherry Bomb. "The reality is that McBain's producer is none other than moi, a female and his screener's a black man. It drives me nuts Mews-and now he's being blackmailed? Unreal. Nobody can take controversy anymore, debate is over unless you're prepared for a thousand lawsuits and an internet smear campaign that makes the Civil War look like a sewing bee." Mews was waiting for a pause in conversation but Scarlett White presumably did not breath when she talked. "You know Mews, I wouldn't be surprised if this Fern Butterfield chick is behind the whole thing. I bet Jon Lenin hired her to be McBain's girlfriend just to get those photos in the first place!"
Posted by Mr.Mews at 2:45 PM